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Snail-mail, hand-writing, paper, puns….we can’t think of anything better! If you’re here, you are probably a very cool person who also loves giving very cool cards which puts very big smiles on our faces. You can easily purchase SOAD cards here with Paypal or Venmo, but if you’d prefer to use a credit card, there’s an Etsy link at the bottom of the page where you can purchase using that option. If you’re a retail shop looking to purchase SOAD cards wholesale, please click on my Faire shop using the button below. Long-live snail-mail!
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- Miss You |
- Housewarming |
- Congratulations / Graduation / Retirement |
- Father's Day |
- Just Because |
- Mother's Day |
- Get Well & Sympathy |
- Winter Holiday |
- Thank You |
- Wedding & Anniversary |
- Birthday |
- Love & Friendship |



Pits & Tits Sticker Single
$3.50
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Homowners Housewarming Greeting Card
$6.00
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Dahlia Sweet Thank You Card
$6.00
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Cardamom Mother's Day Greeting Card
$6.00
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Handle Dad Father's Day Card
$6.00
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I Woke Up Like KISS Sticker Single
$3.50
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Nacho Girl Sticker Single
$3.50
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Chillinois Holiday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Dairy Christmas Holiday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Cong-RATS Birthday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Good Peach Greeting Card
$6.00
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Pizza Love Greeting Card
$6.00
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Pitbull Shit Sticker Single
$3.50
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Midwest Postcard
$4.00
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Illi-noise Cicada Sticker Single
$3.00
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Staffy Sticker Single
$3.50
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Great Poppy Father's Day Card
$6.00
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No Crock Mother's Day Greeting Card
$6.00
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Gno-marriage Wedding Greeting Card
$6.00
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Excel Spreadsheet Congrats Greeting Card
$6.00
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Fingers & Toes Good Luck Greeting Card
$6.00
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Miss You Deerly Greeting Card
$6.00
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Espresso'Much Thank You Card
$6.00
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Packed Gills Birthday Card
$6.00
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Always Pick You Greeting Card
$6.00
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Skin Contact Wine Birthday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Shelled Out Birthday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Toasted Club Birthday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Squeeze Ya Thank You Greeting Card
$6.00
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Buncha' Bull Retirement Greeting Card
$6.00
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Pen-Pal Sticker Sheet
$5.50
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Cursive Handwriting Die Cut Sticker
$3.00
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Boho 70's Die Cut Sticker Single
$3.50
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Aperol These Years Greeting Card
$6.00
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Ca-Ca Baby Greeting Card
$6.00
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Llama Love Greeting Card
$6.00
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Bangin' Birthday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Triple Dog Deer Holiday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Vanna White Holiday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Chicago Postcard
$4.00
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Take Out Love Greeting Card
$6.00
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Bestie Westie Birthday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Mama Roo Mothers Day Greeting Card
$6.00
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Big Fan Old Man Fathers Day Card
$6.00
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So Much Pride Greeting Card
$6.00
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Los Angeles Postcard
$4.00
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Off the Hook Holiday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Whaley Blows Greeting Card
$6.00
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Mari-Juana Buds Wedding Greeting Card
$6.00
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Tweetie Bird-day Birthday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Pasta Carb Birthday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Welcome To The Crew Greeting Card
$6.00
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Sexy Van Greeting Card
$6.00
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Fish School Graduation Greeting Card
$6.00
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Miss Seeing Your Face Greeting Card
$6.00
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Old Fashioned Tweet Greeting Card
$6.00
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Call On Me Greeting Card
$6.00
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Thankful Table Greeting Card
$6.00
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Set of 6 Boxed Variety Thank You Cards
$24.00
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Owl I Ever Thank You Greeting Card
$6.00
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Parronts Greeting Card
$6.00
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Flamingo Birthday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Oh Snap Birthday Greeting Card
$6.00
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You Feel Like Home Greeting Card
$6.00
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The Dude "Condition" Greeting Card
$6.00
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Mama Drama Greeting Card
$6.00
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Dream Catcher Greeting Card
$6.00
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Anniversary Heart Fart Greeting Card
$6.00
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Welcome Tiny Human Greeting Card
$6.00
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Partner in Crime Greeting Card
$6.00
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Precious Nugget Birthday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Gettin' Hitched Greeting Card
$6.00
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Sharp Kid Graduation Greeting Card
$6.00
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Father Figure Father's Day Greeting Card
$6.00
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Mom Jeans Greeting Card
$6.00
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World's Biggest Hug Greeting Card
$6.00
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Messy Life Greeting Card
$6.00
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You Fill Me Up Greeting Card
$6.00
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Lifts Spirits Greeting Card
$6.00
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Dachshunds Soulmates Greeting Card
$6.00
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Willy Wonka Birthday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Buff Fellow Greeting Card
$6.00
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Lying Around Greeting Card
$6.00
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Come Bach I Miss You Greeting Card
$6.00
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Immeasurable Kindness Greeting Card
$6.00
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Thanks, You Rock Greeting Card
$6.00
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Thanks You're A Gem Greeting Card
$6.00
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Chill Sloth Birthday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Bready Loaf Greeting Card
$6.00
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Perfect Pear Greeting Card
$6.00
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Lucky Dad Fathers Day Greeting Card
$6.00
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Home Sweet Home Greeting Card
$6.00
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Nailed It Father's Day Greeting Card
$6.00
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Sweet Pops Father's Day Greeting Card
$6.00
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Rose for Raising Greeting Card
$6.00
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Mum's Day Mother's Day Greeting Card
$6.00
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Melt With You Holiday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Hanukkah Let's Get Lit Greeting Card
$6.00
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Season's Greetings from LA Greeting Card
$6.00
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Holly Jolly Hollywood Greeting Card
$6.00
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Mistletoe Greeting Card
$6.00
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Part Nerds Greeting Card
$6.00
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So Mush-room Greeting Card
$6.00
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Keep Your Chin Up Otter Card
$6.00
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Fruit of Labor Expecting Greeting Card
$6.00
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Van Gogh Ear-resistible Greeting Card
$6.00
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Lava Lamp Birthday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Stable Relationship Greeting Card
$6.00
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Pittie Belated Birthday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Pinata Smash Greeting Card
$6.00
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Typewriter Thank You Greeting Card
$6.00
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Chairs To You Greeting Card
$6.00
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Garbage Year New Years Greeting Card
$6.00
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Big Changes New Baby Greeting Card
$6.00
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Hug You Right Meow Greeting Card
$6.00
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Doggone It Sympathy Card
$6.00
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Feel Butter Greeting Card
$6.00
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Hang In There Wall Hangings Card
$6.00
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Birthday Thyme Greeting Card
$6.00
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Santa Land Holiday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Broad City Inspired Birthday Greeting Card
$6.00
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Letter Writing Service + Shipping
$7.00
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Canoe Thank You Greeting Card
$6.00
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Moving SUCCS Housewarming Greeting Card
$6.00
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